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Scared of Santa: Scenes of Terror in
Toyland
by Denise Joyce
Nothing
says Christmas quite like innocent children shrieking with terror as a
stranger dressed in red drags them kicking and screaming onto his lap. This
time-honored rite of passage is celebrated with a hilarious collection of
more than two hundred and fifty priceless photos of kids' traumatic trips to
Santa's workshop.
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The Little Book of Christmas Stress by Rohan Candappa
A
how-to guide for infusing the holidays with extra touches of
aggravation. Embrace the true meaning
of Christmas, and do all you can to encourage the generation of stress in
yourself and those around you this Festering Season! If you're not sure how
to get started suggestions include: Try to encourage as many of them as you
possibly can. Or on visits to friends or relatives, shake their Christmas
trees vigorously when no one is looking. And at selected moments try to spoil
everyone's Christmas Day by bringing religion into it. And what would
Christmas be without children? Delight your friends and relatives by secretly
teaching their young children rude versions of Christmas carols.
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Rock Your Ugly Christmas Sweater by Anne Marie
Blackman
This
gift book includes 200+ full-color photos of people in hilariously awful
Christmas sweaters accompanied by funny captions. Some of the categories
include festive fun, vintage ugly, homemade hits and misses, and pets rocking
ugly Christmas sweaters.
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As an
accompaniment, here’s way to be more active in your Christmas-wear
appreciations.
Ugly Christmas Sweater Party Book: The
Definitive Guide to Getting Your Ugly On by Brian Miller
This
timeless party book includes the history of the event, how to throw the
perfect party, what to wear, and how to judge the all-important ugly
Christmas sweater contest. With pictures.
Many special pictures.
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A
Classic from 1968, A Yak for Christmas
by Louise Hillary
This
is the story of a mountaineering family's Christmas in the Himalayas spent
with sherpas. Sir Edmund Hillary, his
wife Louise and their children travelled through the Himalayas through the
Christmas holidays to attend the dedication of a hospital in a remote
mountain village they had helped finance. They deal with travel problems, the
high altitude, and revel in the beauty of the mountains. But lets be honest, Hillary's book made the
list based on the title alone. Becuase, you know... A yak!
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Perhaps
it’s best not to leave this one out in plain view of the kiddies.
Santa Clause is Dead by Jason Twede
An Elf stumbles across Santa’s body in the
middle of the forest. A single set of footprints lead to the body and
disappear. There is nothing else around for miles. And so begins the most
important investigation of detective Johnny Iceberg’s career. Disgruntled
Elves, Mrs. Claus is less than half Santa’s age and wears a curvy, low-cut
size 6, penguins can be police officers and polar bears are beat. Experience
the quest of a jaded, bitter detective trying to save the life and resurrect
the innocence of an anguished 11-year old girl who finds herself framed for
the murder of Santa Claus.
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It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies!:
A Book of Zombie Christmas Carols by Michael P. Spradlin
Tired
of the same old song? Try out these
hits, includeing classics "We
Wish You an Undead Christmas," "Zombie Claus is Coming to
Town," and "Rudolph, the Zombie Reindeer!"
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How to Catch Santa! by Dwayne Mc
Millan
Ever
wondered if it were possible to catch Santa? This book will prove that
through ingenuity, patience, and hard work that even Santa isn't immune to a
good old fashioned kidnapping. We will follow a very elaborate system and
engineer various ways to pull off this marvelous feat. This guide will teach
you:
• How to Catch Santa in the North Pole!
• How to Catch Santa from the Comfort of
your Own Home!
• How to Safely Release Santa Back into
the Wild. (This is trickier than you might think!)
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Dumb White Husband vs.
Santa by Benjamin Wallace
A short Christmas story that will have you laughing out
loud. Erik has planned the perfect Christmas for his family. The plan is
foolproof, bulletproof and flame retardant. Nothing can undo the hours of
planning and preparation. Nothing but odd-shaped packages, ill-timed
fruitcakes and an errant neighborhood Santa Claus.
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Are these a little too tame
for you? How about this one…
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A Hacked-Up
Holiday Massacre: Halloween is Going to be Jealous
Irreverent merriment. Diabolical debauchery.
Gory good times. Editor Shane McKenzie has gutted the holiday spirit and left
it to bleed out on the pages of this gruesome, extreme horror tribute to
special occasions. Disturbing, graphic and darkly twisted this anthology of
holiday horror will strip the sweetness from the silly season. Not for those who shy away from gore.
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Perhaps there is some sort of secret homing instinct in books that brings them to their perfect readers -schaffer/barrows
Thursday, November 27, 2014
Christmas Books for the Rest of Us!
Getting tired of all the sugary sweet and nice Christmas themes we are bombarded with starting November 1st? These Christmas themed books have a different take on the season, be it weird, funny or terrifying. I'll leave it to you to decide which is which.
Labels:
Christmas,
odd titles,
strange books,
weird Christmas books
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